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GO GREEN!

November 14, 2015 in Jokes and Humor

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic bags are not good for the environment.

The woman apologized to the young girl and explained, “We didn’t have this ‘green thing’ back in my earlier days.”

The young clerk responded, “That’s our problem today.  Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations.”…

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The Power of the SPOON!

March 27, 2013 in Jokes and Humor

A hilarious lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Very Impressive!
Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, ‘Steve’s Place,’ and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.
It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.
Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired, ‘Why the spoon?’
‘Well, ‘he explained, ‘the restaurant’s owner hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all of our processes.
After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour.
If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.’
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare. ‘I’ll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.’ I was impressed.
I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter’s fly.
Looking around, I saw that all of the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked the waiter, ‘Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?’
“Oh, certainly!’ Then he lowered his voice.
‘Not everyone is so observant.
That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time in the restroom.
By tying this string to the tip of our you-know-what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%.
I asked quietly, ‘After you get it out, how do you put
it back?’
‘Well,’ he whispered, ‘I don’t know about the others, but I use the spoon.’

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OMG!!! Comedy or Tragedy? You tell me! AMAZING!

September 20, 2012 in Jokes and Humor, Uncategorized

Incredible video of Running With the Bulls!  http://wp.me/p2EGlL-9r

Women of the FBI

September 6, 2012 in Jokes and Humor

Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done,

there were 3 finalists;

Two men and a woman… Read the rest of this entry →

12 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

July 5, 2012 in Jokes and Humor, Politics

This is a bit over the top, but what the heck… it’s politics and it’s kinda funny 🙂 
When your family or friends cannot explain why they voted Democrat, give them this list. Then they can then pick a reason from this “TOP 12”. Read the rest of this entry →

Jokes and Humor

May 17, 2012 in Jokes and Humor

Hey, did you here the one about the…?  We all need to smile and laugh and we are here to give it to you.
Life’s tough… Sometimes we need more than a break, we need a good belly busting laugh!  It’s good for the heart and it’s good for the soul…
Below are scores thoughts, stories and sayings to tickle your funny bone!  but we always need more!
Have you heard a good one lately?  Please provide it in a comment… we all need a laugh!
 Celebrity Quotes

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
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