{"id":527,"date":"2012-09-06T14:38:57","date_gmt":"2012-09-06T21:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/allsolutionsnetwork.org\/blog\/?p=527"},"modified":"2012-09-06T14:38:57","modified_gmt":"2012-09-06T21:38:57","slug":"women-of-the-fbi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/allsolutionsnetwork.org\/blog\/women-of-the-fbi\/","title":{"rendered":"Women of the FBI"},"content":{"rendered":"

Job at the FBI<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.<\/span><\/p>\n

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done,<\/span><\/p>\n

there were 3 finalists;<\/span><\/p>\n

Two men and a woman…<\/span><\/p>\n

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door<\/span><\/p>\n

and handed him a gun.<\/span><\/p>\n

‘We must know that you will follow your instructions<\/span><\/p>\n

no matter what the circumstances.<\/span><\/p>\n

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!’<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.’<\/span><\/p>\n

The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job.<\/span><\/p>\n

Take your wife and go home.’<\/span><\/p>\n

The second man was given the same instructions.<\/span><\/p>\n

He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.<\/span><\/p>\n

The man came out with tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, but I can’t kill my wife’<\/span><\/p>\n

The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.’<\/span><\/p>\n

Finally, it was the woman’s turn.<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

She took the gun and went into the room.<\/span><\/p>\n

Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,<\/span><\/p>\n

banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.<\/span><\/p>\n

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

‘This gun was loaded with blanks’ she said.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

‘I had to beat him to death with the chair.’<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

MORAL?:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Women are crazy. Don’t mess with them!<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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